Fellow Americans, it is with the utmost pride and sincerity that I present this recording as a living testament and recollection of history in the making during our generation. (singing).

Jay-Z:

Let me Re-Introduce Myself, my Name is...

Clopper:

Clopper. Eric Clopper.

(singing)

Clopper:

We stand here today stronger than ever as our numbers continue to grow. Make no mistake. We are here to stay.

Penises:

Yeah!

Clopper:

Let no man forget how menacing we are. I would rather stand beside you than an army of thousands.

Penises:

Yeah!

Clopper:

We are lions. Do you know lies over there beyond Memorial Hall?

Penises:

What?

Clopper:

Immortality. Take it. It's yours!!!

Penises:

Arrrghhhh!!!

Jay-Z

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the eighth wonder of the world. The flow of the century, always timeless. Thank you for coming out tonight. You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with us. We appreciate that. (singing).

Penis:

I love that jacket, girl. Work it. Oh!

Raving Fans:

I'm staying an extra night to see it.

Just to go. Yes.

Yeah.

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